Monday, 16 August 2010

This is a Facebook conversation I found between two of my interns...

Intern One Intern Two licks up dog shit from the floor!
12 August at 15:09 · Comment · LikeUnlike · Remove tag
Strange Person likes this.

Intern Two
You find it sexually attractive
12 August at 15:11 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
your life you do what you want dear!
12 August at 15:12 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
I will, but only if you stop pleasuring yourself while watching me do the licking please. It puts me off.
12 August at 15:13 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One sorry i cant help it, i just enjoy watching you!!
12 August at 15:13 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two Well, to be fair, I would too. It is glorious.
12 August at 15:15 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
It is better than ben and jerrys!! and i really like ben and jerrys!
12 August at 15:17 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two I know all the filthy things you do with ice cream and that doll and whip you bought in Soho.
12 August at 15:18 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
Well was better than a banana! I think its time for you to stop getting off on watching lesbo porn while your brother is asleep next door its getting abit wrong now!!
12 August at 15:20 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two Can I watch it at your place instead then? I won't make a mess, unless I decide on bringing friends along for an orgy. I'd invite you to join in, but we don't do necrophilia.
12 August at 15:21 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
I know a very good lane you could use, might be abit cold but the orgy would soon warm you up
12 August at 15:22 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
Oh great. In return, I do know a few "speciality" brothels for people into "alternative" stuff where you could earn some extra cash. They'd love you.
12 August at 15:24 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One win win then!! awesome! maybe you could come too
12 August at 15:26 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two No, I work at a regular brothel.
12 August at 15:27 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One one where fat bald guys go?
12 August at 15:28 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two Oooh, I meant a regular brothel for lesbians.
12 August at 15:29 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
nice big butch ones?
12 August at 15:30 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
Love a bit of butch fanny. YUM.
12 August at 15:30 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
Your such a lovely girl! take one for the team and all!
12 August at 15:31 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two I'll take one for anything. Haha.
12 August at 15:31 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
Any hole a goal?
12 August at 15:33 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
Pretty much, yes. I like the way you think.
12 August at 15:33 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One You go girl!! Any fanny better than no fanny
12 August at 15:36 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
Cock, fanny, in between, who cares!
12 August at 15:36 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Not picky then?
12 August at 15:39 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two Not at all! The only problem is the itching from all the STD's.
12 August at 15:40 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Ohh that can't be nice!! Don't get your self up the duff!!
12 August at 15:42 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
Pregnancy is the Ultimate STD. My next goal in life.
12 August at 15:43 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Well lived I say
12 August at 15:46 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two What is life without pleasure, sex toys and weird fetishes...?

Ok, even I cringed writing that.
12 August at 15:46 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
Do you give up now fishy fanny?
12 August at 15:50 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two NEVERRR, ball tickler.
12 August at 15:53 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Virgin poo eating weirdo
12 August at 16:03 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two bumhole licker with a back hair fetish
12 August at 16:04 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Fly eater with a gay bum fetish
12 August at 16:44 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two Period blood muncher.
12 August at 16:49 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Loser face anal shagger
12 August at 16:54 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
dildo sucking lube-aholic.
12 August at 16:56 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Anal sucker blood sucking ground licking shit head
12 August at 17:12 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
Stick a biscuit in it, Intern One.
12 August at 17:12 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Go eat your own poo Intern Two!
12 August at 17:15 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two Been there, done that.
12 August at 17:16 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Your so gross!!
12 August at 17:17 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two
No I'm not! :p
12 August at 17:37 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
Yep grosser than horse shit
12 August at 17:39 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two Pfffft, that's hardly gross. You're missing an amazing conversation in the studio about farting right now.
12 August at 17:40 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One
Haha why the fuck you talking bout farting for? The collection been came yet?
12 August at 17:45 · LikeUnlike

Intern Two Jacob was asking if we ever fart...
Collection is coming sometime between 8-6 tomorrow. Yeah...!
12 August at 17:46 · LikeUnlike ·

Intern One Haha ok!! Of course girls fart!!
Its getting later and later!! Wanna see it!!!

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